Now Playing Tracks

Invade my privacy

  • ☝ - How tall are you?

  • ✔ - Sexual Orientation

  • ♨ - Do you Smoke?

  • ☟ - Do you Drink?

  • ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

  • ✖ - Age you get mistaken for

  • ☆ - Have Tattoos?

  • ★ - Want any tattoos?

  • ☯ - Got any Piercings?

  • ✌ - Want any piercings?

  • ♧ - Best friend?

  • ♥ - Do you like anyone?

  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?

  • ♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?

  • ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?

  • ✍ - Story from your childhood.

  • ☄ - I wish…

  • ® - Favorite foods?

  • ☀ - Story about your day.

  • ♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?

  • ☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

  • ✏ - Random fact about yourself.

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

(Source: fairysharkmother)

wecameaspimps:

I completely understand that I posted this photo a looooonnnnnggg time ago, but I just have to say a few things.

I don’t care if you’ve done one, all, or maybe even none of these things, if you fucking need someone, I’ll be here.
I don’t want nor like to see people brush this shit off as if it’s nothing. It’s a huge fucking deal. One event can alter a life forever, a lot can happen in a second, minute, hour, etc.
The original post currently has over a fucking 14,000 notes.
If you’ve dealt with any of this and made it through, let people know! One story is enough to give a person the hope that they need to pull their life around. SHARE.

Most importantly, keep your head up. No one’s ever gonna be you.

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union